Candid Car Quotes!

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For better or worse, some automotive inspired quotes that you’ll either laugh, groan or even be affronted by!

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Prince Philip


Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

E. B. White


Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy.

Zygmunt Bauman


To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’

Rita Rudner


Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Françoise Sagan


Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.

Colin Powell


The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.

Marshall McLuhan


With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese.

Mr. Kuniyasu


Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.

Amit Kalantri


Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein


Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

Tom Arnold


If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Doug Larson


It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.

Mario Andretti


To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It’s futile to gaze at the world through a car window.

Albert Einstein


A car for every purse and purpose.

Alfred P. Sloan


Not having to own a car has made me realize what a waste of time the automobile is.

Diane Johnson


The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.

Marshall McLuhan

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